# I have to admit, if I were a pastor…….
……I’d do something like this. In addition, if I were president, I’d also make kicking the chair in front of you at a movie theater a misdemeanor. I think that’s why I relate to Walter Sobchack(naughty language alert!) so well.
(HT: Andrew Sullivan)











November 6th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
awesome! I would do something very similar as well. In fact I have seriously looked at getting a cell phone jammer and just leaving it turned on somewhere on my person at all times to create a cell free barrier wherever I go.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:39 am
excellent! i didn’t realize it was a joke at first, which made it even better. thanks for sharing.
November 9th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Hi,
Found your blog via pomomusings. In the animation of one of my favorite scenes from Lebowski, is it me or does the dude bear a striking resemblance to Jesus… hmmmm.
Also, when a cell phone goes off in classes I teach I usually threated to answer on their behalf as an alernative to our pastor here. That works well enough…
I also like Dustin’s idea. Worth pondering. Would be funny to flip on in an NYC restaurant just to watch everyone freak out at their cell service!
Cheers.
November 11th, 2007 at 10:58 am
I did something like this in a message I gave once. . . it was set up before hand, but no one else knew that. Looking back, I wonder about half of everything I taught in a faith community.
November 11th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Hey Zach, just came back from the show in Baltimore, and I just wanted to say you guys were awesome. unfortunately rick was in front of you pretty much the whole time. haha.
I was digging the big ballad snare. why didnt you use the bell brass for the main snare?